- "He Who Scritches Their Ears"
- "He Who Should Pet Me"
- "He Who Fills the Water and Food Dishes"
wait for it ...
- "He Who Cleans the Litter Box".
Random thoughts on life, the universe (what we understand of it), and everything (hey, at least we know the answer is 42!), disguised as a daily account of life in a Midwestern town.